As you can see, I'm new here, and I wanted to celebrate my membership with something special. So I'm going ten years back in time, when the FF series and games in general really meant something to me...back to THIS.
I haven’t played it in three years, and never all the way through. Maybe it's not as beloved as 6-8, or even 10, but I've held onto it because I knew I would have a great experience with it one day. So think of this as the mad diary of a new Final Fantasy IX fan’s experience. Every day or three, I’ll be making entries about where I am in the game and what my impressions are. And if you would take the ride with me and tell me your opinions too, I'd be honored. Wish me luck! (Needless to say, there will eventually be big spoilers here.)
CHAPTER ONE: Screwing Up Royally
FFIX has a really nice opening with awesome cutscenes; I suspect these will be among its best features. I really like the setup. You start experiencing this colorful, whimsical world in three primary roles: a horny monkey boy trying to abduct a celebrity, a naive magician teaming up with a rat to sneak into a play, and an incompetent but devoted knight trying to comprehend the resulting chaos and retain what shreds of dignity remain with being male in the kingdom of Alexandria.
The first thing you see is a tiny ship--more of a raft, really--being thrown around on a storm-tossed ocean. Two figures aboard, a mother and a daughter...then the princess wakes up, and we see it was a dream. We're actually in a nice medieval-style castle. There IS a ship coming, but this one's a cool-looking airship called the Prima Vista, and into it we go...
IT BEGINS: VIDEO -
"Final Fantasy IX: Title and Opening"
I like that your first action in the game is lighting a candle in a darkened room (the hold of the ship, as it turns out). Here you meet your surprisingly endearing shipmates and fellow actors; it seems you are a bunch of traveling performers called the Tantalus Group. But you're not just cruising into Alexandria to bemuse the sheltered elite. You're here to kidnap Princess Garnet! Why? Um...well, I'll get back to you on that. She's hot, and that's good enough for me!
Your captain/director, a loud obnoxious pig-man called Baku, lays out the plan (with puppets and a model) and tells Zidane at what point during the play he should sneak into the castle and do his thing. Zidane is supposed to say, "that's when I kidnap Princess Garnet, right?" But of course I always say…
Zidane: That's when I kidnap Queen Brahne, right?
Baku: You bet! You're gonna kidnap the fat-ass, butt-ugly Queen Br- Wait...what'm I sayin'!? You're gonna kidnap the most babe-a-licious beauty in all of Alexandria, Princess Garnet!
He even has a puppet of Brahne, the vain, obese, and very bluish Queen of Alexandria. A dumb joke, but I laughed so hard I had to stop for a minute and the game's just barely started. But we move on to our first sight of Vivi (the magician) and the title cinematic, which is one of the best I've ever seen. It's not Squall and Seifer battling to "Liberi Fatali," but it still takes my breath away. The sight of the Prima Vista approaching the castle stayed with me. Though they don't realize it, these bumbling thespians are an agent of change. Their visit will soon affect the life of every major character, and peel back the bright, opulent facade of Alexandrian society to reveal the darkness rising inside...
But I won't get ahead of myself. Now they're just trying to perform a play called "I Want to Be Your Canary." (Shakespeare's still kicking himself for not coming up with that title.) But before we see it, I explore the streets of Alexandria as Vivi, sniff out some cool items, practice at the Tetra Master card game (losing my good cards in the process), and meet Puck, an annoying rat-boy with whom I traverse the treacherous roofs of the kingdom and sneak over the castle wall to view the play.
WALK CLUMSILY AND CARRY A BIG EXISTENTIAL CRISIS: "Final Fantasy IX Music - Vivi's Theme"
And the show does go on, despite some alarming mishaps wherein Princess Garnet VOLUNTEERS to be kidnapped, and runs onto the stage with Zidane (the monkey-boy) and Steiner (the knight), forcing everyone to improvise a new ending to this surprisingly fun Romeo and Juliet variant. Everyone hightails it to the Prima Vista, even Vivi. Despite Queen Brahne's violent efforts to stop the airship from making off with Garnet via some grappling hooks and a Bomb monster, the unwieldy theater ship gets a safe distance away from the kingdom before it crashes in... *cue scary music, deep echoey voice*
That's as far as I’ll go for now. Some notes…when I play RPGs without voice acting, I read most of the text-boxes aloud myself. With different voices for all the characters. FFIX is one of the more entertaining games to do that with. I love Active Time Events (ATE’s), because I can actually see what the other characters are doing when Zidane's not around, and I really feel like I know them better. I'm already impressed by how much color and detail can be seen in this game. The first locale, Alexandria, is interesting because of its history--on which women have left the deepest mark. As Vivi read on a statue, one famous general led her own army at the age of 13. Perhaps this explains the current roster of 13-year-old female palace guards patrolling the kingdom in tight spandex.
This epic journey shall continue. I will soon tell you much more about my experience, including but not limited to Regent Cid's mustache. So stick around!
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