Okay, this might take a bit of thought, but I hope people have fun with this: Post a game character. ANY game character. Try to evaluate that character's personality traits (or lack thereof) and come up with a psychiatric diagnosis. Doesn't have to be serious or anything. Just have fun!

Patient: Pac-man

Observable symptoms: Patient displays an insatiable hunger for "pellets" and fruit, possibly to assuage the depression he feels for being born without arms and legs. Patient also seems to be on the run from "ghosts" which, in my medical opinion, are merely hallucinations possibly brought about by his consumption of "Power Pellets". Ironically, patient believes these "Power Pellets" are the only way to alleviate the threat these "ghosts" possess. Patient also shows signs of a severe case of Jaundice. Whether or not that has any effect on his mental state has yet to be determined.

Diagnosis: Depression and drug-assisted psychosis