Best Video Game Quotes

[Padraic]

I was playing a game and saw the most hilarious thing evah I knew it had to be shared so I made a thread (if there is a thread about this already, just delete this one )

Just post the game, if you want; characters, and the quote.

Legend of Dragoon
Lavitz: Shana, You'll make a good wife.
Shana: Thanks!

Also another one I really like was from FFIV
Rydia: Coward. You're a man aren't you? A grown man! Stop crying, I have.

Tales of Symphonia Dawn of a New World, I love how this becomes a reaccuring joke
Marta: You're a man aren't you? Speak up!

[Dodie16]

"There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber..."
-Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid)

"A little fear will control the minds of the common people."
-Rufus ShinRa (Final Fantasy VII)

"I don't like your plan. It sucks."
-Yuna (Final Fantasy X-2)

"Who do you think you are? Bruce Lee?"
-Mallow (Super Mario RPG: The Legend of the Seven Stars)

That's all that I can think of at the moment.

[Meigumi]

"But, there ARE no monsters in Eden..." - Viese
"I was using monsters as an example." - Poe
"Pfft." - Iris
---
"If you look into my eye, you'll see that my heart belongs to you, not her...
Waaaaah! Someone kill me now!" - Poe
---
"Operation: Love Train is underway! Woo Woo!
Chicka chicka woo - Whoa!
Hey, I can see my house from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!" - Poe
".......Hmm, I'm not that scared anymore." - Nymph
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"You would sell your parents?!?" - Viese
"Sure, if I was elected in Congress, then I would totally make it legal!" - Yach
"Remind me to never vote for you." - Viese
---
"Ladies may call me Poe. Children must call me Mr. Poe." - Poe
"Pfft!" - Iris
---Altelier Iris 2

[Jin]

Elena: "So, on a scale of one to ten, how scared were you that I was going to die?"

Drake: "Four."

Elena: "Four?!"

Drake: "Yeah, why?"

Elena: "A four?!"

Drake: "Yeah."

Elena: "You were at least an eight."

Drake: "An eight?"

Elena: "You were a total eight."

Drake: "An eight? Those guardian things were an eight."

Elena: "Are you kidding me?"

Drake: "Yeah, those were terrifying."

Elena: "What's a ten?"

Drake: "...Clowns."

Dialogue from Uncharted 2.

[Fang]

Barret:"Oh yeah? Well to me it looks like a golden shiny wire of hope."
-Final Fantasy VII

Dwarf: Wh-What's an ootsider doin' here?
Zidane: Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja...
Dwarf: ...Yer strange-lookin'...
Zidane: No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh...
Dwarf: ...Yer sinister-lookin'...
Zidane: ...
- Final Fantasy IX

Ellone:"You can't change the past, you can only change yourself."
- Final Fantasy VIII

Basch: "Kidnapping royalty is a big offense. It won't help lower the bounty on your head".
Balthier: "How much is the bounty on your head these days I wonder".
-Final Fantasy XII

[WilsonDean1990]

BROTHER!!!!, It's Not Over, Not Yet
(Metal Gear Solid)

[Elyon Seraphim]

I only got 2 favorite quotes from the same game...

Final Fantasy X

Seymour: ''Your hope ends here. And your meaningless existance with it!''

Tidus: ''You talk too much Seymour.''

LOL, Good one Tidus!

[Ralz]

Oh, I can think of a few...

Like Dodie, I like the Yuna "I don't like your plan. It sucks." line.

Also... from FFI
Garland - I, Garland, will knock you all down! (Don't get more epic than that )

From FFIV
Edge - You think our rage... a weakness!? Then let me show you... how wrong you are!!! (I love this line for some reason)

From FFV
Gilgamesh - Let us fight like men! And women! And women who dress like men!
Ghido - What do you think I do all day? Eat pizza? (Something like that, anyway)

From FFVI
Edgar - That's Shadow. He'll slit his moma's thro--, I mean kill his best friend for the right price! (Whatever the translation, I love either line)
Kefka - "Wait," he says... Do I look like a waiter?
Kefka - Run, run, or you'll be well-done!
Kefka - Bagh! You all sound like lines from a self-help book!

From FFX
Random Lady - STAY AWAY FROM THE SUMMONER!!!!!!!!!
Tidus/Yuna - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (You knew it was coming )

[Rocky]

Dissidia:

"Can I be a thief too?" (Onion Kid)

"You can't steal my resolve!" (Firion)

[Insufficient Mage]

Going on that note above...

Terra: "Just what do you intend to steal from me...?"

Hee... hee...

[GypsyElder]

MGS4
"Alright Snake, Time to change disks,....do you see the....what? oh wait this is blu ray silly me hahah"
~Otacon

HIDEO" Why, why couldn't I read your mind? What no memory card!?"
~Psyco Mantis

Grandia II
"woopee for granas, lets run around trailing brightly coloured ribbons from our hands"
~Ryudo

"erm mister your nose hairs showing"
~ Elena

~Ryudo to Elena: "Most bad guys aren't gonna stop killing you if you're trying to kiss their ouchies."

FFX
" The city lights go out one by one, the stars fade.... then the horizon glows almost like its on fire. Its kinda rose colered right? first in the sea then spreads to the sky, then to the whole city,it gets brighter and brighter, until everything glows. It's really pretty..." ~Tidus

FFIX

"Go away! I'm trying to remember what I had to do..... Oh yeah! I have to take a dump."
~Man walking around Lindblum( senile old man )

[Antidrall]

so far, my favorite would have to be from KH 358/2 days

Xion: Roxas, that's a stick.

It's so stupid that it's hilarious and awesome! I just don't know why!

[chrono]

Only those close to the top are rewarded without trying. It's the way of the
world. Most people have to act the roles given to them... Then again, most
of them haven't even noticed they're even acting.

Delita (to Ovelia), Zodiac Brave Story (Final Fantasy Tactics)


Don't blame me. Blame yourself or God.

Delita, Zodiac Brave Story (Final Fantasy Tactics)

How are we different? Birth? Status? What the hell is rank?

Death Corps Fencer, Zodiac Brave Story (Final Fantasy Tactics)

The people who started the war are the reason. And unless you fight to
get rid of the reason, nothing will ever change. I fight to get rid of
the reason.

Bart, Xenogears


Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it makes people remember things
they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost
forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not.

Dr. Citan Uzuki, Xenogears

It's much easier to be given a place to belong than to make one for yourself.

Dr. Citan Uzuki, Xenogears

We are orphans in this universe.

Gazel Ministry, Xenogears

I'm Atma...... Left here since birth... Forgotten in the river of
time... I've had an eternity to... ponder the meaning of things...
And now I have an answer...

Atma, Final Fantasy VI

...That's General Leo.. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy.

Cyan, Final Fantasy VI

I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!

Kefka, Final Fantasy VI

In this world, there are many like me who have killed their emotions.
Don't forget that.

Shadow, Final Fantasy VI

congrats on finishing the game. Now get a life!!

Eiji Nakamura (Dream Ending), Chrono Trigger


whoo *wipes sweat from forehead* i am done enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xanatos]

Zidane: Don't worry Princess, it's my friend Cinna
Garnet: Oh really? I am sorry. You startled me.
Zidane: Well, with a face like this, I'd be pretty shocked, too!

Final Fantasy IX


Naomi: Well, if you come back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me.
Solid Snake: I'll hold you to that, doctor.

Otacon: The truth is... my grandfather was part of the Manhattan Project. He lived with the guilt for the rest of his life. And my father... he was born on August 6, 1945.
Solid Snake: The day of the Hiroshima bomb. God's got a sense of humor, all right.

Metal Gear Solid


Duke Nukem: Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

Duke Nukem: Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

Duke Nukem: Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!

Duke Nukem: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Duke Nukem 3D

[Tiffany]

Just before you do the boss battle up in the sky. Ahh, whats it called... Evolet or something like that?

"The red carpet has teeth"

Auron - FFX

[KeybladerXIII]

Brothers in arms:
"So, we're supposed to kill the germans before they finish breakfast?"
"Yes, that's the point."
"So, what do you think krauts eat for breakfast. Sausage? Toast?... A cold glass of blood?"

The Monkey Island games:
Haggis McMutton:Me given name is 'Heart-Liver-And-Kidneys-Boiled-In-The-Stomach-Of-The-Animal McMutton.'
Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl, then.
Haggis McMutton: Aye

FF VII:
Cloud: "Let's Mosey..."

GTAIV:
Roman Bellic: I don't want to die, man! Not like this!
Niko Bellic: How would you like to die?
Roman Bellic: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday? I don't ****ing know, you cold bastard!

Just a few of many...

[Megatron0000]

The Duke- Duke Nukem 3D, "Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum."

[Ernest]

BROTHER!!!!, It's Not Over, Not Yet
(Metal Gear Solid)

Love that one. 'BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'

Along the same lines..

Gabranth - You confound me brother! You failed Landis, you failed Dalmasca, all you were to protect. And yet you still hold onto your honour. How?

[KainsBro]

Castlevania : Symphony of the Night

Maria: What do you here?

Kingdom Hearts II

Seifer: Hey, CHICKENWUSS!

[SeaAlchemist]

"We're friends right...so erase me."
"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality."
"Come on you're a man speak up!"
"I'll be in the depths of hell waiting for you!"
"The hearts of humans can be more terrifying then any monster."
"Gone talking to a wall."
"I see a poser!"
"Damn Damn DAMN that Griffon!"
Love those quotes

[KainsBro]

FF 1:

....TCELES B HSUP
A magic spell?

Read by talking to a broom.

[Antidrall]

Okay, new quote.

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

Travis Touchdown
"You're gonna fight me with all your hoes?"

[smurphy]

Kreese Kreely: I can guarantee our audience is going to see more gushing blood and severed heads than a troop of girl scouts camping in an unexploded minefield.

Kreese Kreesy: That Jack is a real stand up guy.
Howard Holmes: He just tossed that guy into a flaming barrel. Hows that being a stand up guy?
Kreese: Because that burning body will keep three hobos warm for the night.

Kreese: You know what I dont get? I dont get why they call him little Eddie when hes so ****ing big.

Kreese: Howard I hate that prick. When we fought that dirty bastard kicked me with his spurs and tore my scrotum. You know my nuts unraveled like two balls of yarn... you know how ****ing long two balls of yarn are!

All from "Madworld".

Andrew Ryan: I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No! says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' No! says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' No! says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers, instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city, as well.

[Rhaps]

I found two in Dissidia:
Onion Knight (to Cloud/ Firion, referring to Cloud of Darkness): You leave this big one to me, you guys take the other two"
Firion (to Tidus, after battling Jecht): "Yes, we crossed swords but I let him get away"

[Andromeda]

I've been playing Resonance of Fate and there are some really great battle lines and some really cheesy ones too. But still there is a fun one that made me laugh the first time I heard it.

Leanne: You want me on offense or defense?
Vashyron: Hear that? Leanne goes both ways! Good to know!

[Rhaps]

Oh! Another Dissidia one
Gabranth (Encountering Warrior of Light): Shine your light on my blacchh blade!
*Yes he does say it like "blachhh" not black

[kennedyfan]

"Swatting flies, Chickenwuss?"-Seifer to Zell, FFVIII
"Oooo soft"-Zidane, IX

[classicgamer]

Dragon Warrior I

Thou hast had a good night's sleep. I hope. (stay at an inn after while carrying the princess)

[Maddog2212]

Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga/Bowser's Inside Story:
Fawful- I HAVE FURY!
Fawful- Your lives that I spit on are not but a cariacture of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!
Fawful- I supress the fury, but sometimes... The fury has me.
Fawful- Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless.

[SuperSabin]

Maniac Mansion

Dave, Dr. Fred: "Don't be a tuna head!"

Dr. Fred: "How can I take over the world when i'm on a budget!?"

Dragon Quest IX

Dwarf Priest: "Oi, (insert character name here) went and got 'imself/'erself killed."

Ys SEVEN

King of Altago: "Dogi, I give you permission to punish my daughter if she causes you any trouble."

Dogi: "Alright! Now thats an order I can get behind!" *grins*

Princess Aisha: "What the hell is wrong with you!?" "How can you get all excited by an order like that?" *hits Dogi*