O-kay so here's the thing. This city right here is the worse functioning place ever. There's animeraceisim, drunks, druggies, pimps, poo is are main sorce of power, the mayer is a scunk. Now how did I get here?
I really don't know. I just woke up one day. The first I saw the gaint pen in middle of the city. But the grathering of strange drawing exsplain everything to me.
the dog waring police clothes silanced the crowd beforehand with his magaphone: "Quiet please! QUIET PLEASE! This is the imagrent exspection unit! Please take off left shoe to show your identifacation. And city inspector can record your identity."
And so I checked: "selfportrait by John Steward"
Then a offical asked for my foot. Then grabed my foot and lifted me off the ground.
"Hay what are you doing?"
"I'm Nara city exspection. Now take this lisence. And go to Mr. Hick over there and he well answer your questions about are great city."
"Okay. huh?.. where she go?"
"Gathr rund Gathr rund. Kow my name is Hillbilly Redneck Hick. Ad Ium here to answer your questions. But first are city history. The city was created when Disney and Final Fantasy first merged. Now we are the counter waight to kingdom hearts. Why you ask? Well for one dimenstion to form un-opposite has to form. Now I'll take your questions now."
"What the hell!!!! You call that history?!!!!!!"
I still regerite saying that
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