"Stalker" is a strong word for it. "Personal Investigator," I think I prefer to call you.

Nice to meet you! If you have any questions about the nature of the universe, let me know (or, y'know, the forums in general.) Make sure to be as good a member as I think you will be, or FACE THE REPERCUSSIONS. ...^^

Wuv, Yer Mom

(And that was in response to Cait Sith.)