The WTF??!! Moments of Final Fantasy

FFVII is full of WTF. Honeybee Inn. That bathtub scene...;7 So leftfield. Even at a brothel. BUT with a pack of DUDES??!! Then you find urself in the '&$#% Room' n wakeup to one of those same dudes right on top of ya. Left with what little dignity I had. I even hated leaving Aerith out there alone with those lechs. I loved the cross-dressing part. A fun 'Wtf' moment. Putting aside one's pride to save a friend.. When you wakeup in ur cell holdings to find a bloody trail of dead corpses slaughtered by, what I thought at the time, some hotshot random who thinks hes the shit showing off like that..who later,once i know more about HIM, becomes my favourite Male, next to Vincent Valentine, of all time ....Ah where was I?? Oh yeh when Cloud resuscitates that random girl in Junon and then rides a friggen dolphin that jumps to the top of a tower :spyfap: There are more but I loved that it kept me guessing when I first played it. I HATE predictable events and storylines.

The part in IX when you find out Zidane was created by Garland to destroy the world. I did'nt see that coming.

Oh I got plenty for this subject:

- Honey Bee Inn from VII (everything about it)
- The times in FFVI when I use a character in a coliseum and he/she performs a useless move in battle which either does nothing, heals, or kills themselves
- Some of the battles in FFIV DS like the elemental fiends doing near death to death level elemental attacks, the wizards in the Lair of the Father which do the class 3 fire, blizzard, and thunder spells when you barely get a turn, the Lugae battle when he uses reversal.
- For XIII, things that peeve me is when I get killed by a weak enemy i've been taking out left and right, that boss fight just after the Estheim residence, Hope's whining. Hope running after an enemy and then immediately stopping (everything about hope's character. Hes a good character, just poorly written.)
- Tidus & Yuna's laughing scene

EDIT: Forgot a big one, FF Crystal Bearers - The minigame that was part of the storyline which involved the sport of girls trying to bump each other off a platform using their behinds. Youtube linking a video of that minigame would ironically be NSFW since it is pretty suggestive for this site. The irony being this is a Final Fantasy forum site.

- FFX-2's storyline and the scantily clothed females. Only good thing was the battle system. The rest of it screams "I'm too sexy for my shirt."