Zidane is such a virgin.
If FF characters have sex lives? Not the NPC, but more-so the key characters. I ask this because it seems as if they dont know what a shower is, or how to change their clothes. Think about FF7. Think about Tifa and her voluptious breasts. Could they possibly have seen any action other than supporting her weight on cliffs and in water? These are important matters that need to be adressed promptly. Lets examine FFX now and look at yuna. Yuna appears to be sweet, innocent and doesnt seem to have a bad bone in her..(lol), but I've seen a video that would sugguest otherwise. What about Lulu? Cmon, if this wasnt fantasy, anyone who dresses with her casaba mellons out like that (half of c.melon) is definitley trying to attract some attention of the sexual kind. But in the end, we all know that Lulu was pining for Wakka as a means to fill the void that his brother chappu left in her heart (which is well protected by those...*smack* ouch..).
So will we do this dance? Do FF characters have sex lives? Or are the constantly supressing their urges whilst we are in view of their lives. What else have you wondered about the characters?
Last edited by Rowan; 03-12-2012 at 06:16 PM.
Zidane is such a virgin.
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I bet Strago Magus had a crazy time as a youngin' and I mean once he meets the group I'm sure he was peekin' in on Terra and her half Esper bod.
Also I've always wondered about food. It really seems like the party never eats or at least they don't eat regularly. Maybe potions are an adequate food source?
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Well, according to the sequels of the games, they MUST have a sex lives. At least some of them.
Lulu and Wakka have a child - I suppose it didn't just fall from the sky. xP
And also Cecil and Rosa have a child, whose name I forgot, but he's the main protagonist of The After Years.
I suppose Square just doesn't want us to see all the sex lives because it would be somewhat awkward.
Plus, I wouldn't like to see the characters eating all the time. Though it would be interesting to have a game in which you have to feed your characters every once in a while... but it'd be pretty boring, if you ask me. ^^"
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Yeah. I mean, sex is implied in the games certainly. In some of the excess materials for FFVII (Tifa's Story during "On The Way To A Smile"), she pines for Cloud while he's away and wonders if they'll ever be together because he's so distant and brooding all the time. He's around a lot, but she desires more from him.
And in FFX, Tidus definitely gives a moment to Lulu's breast in the binoculars before looking away.
When the critics grow up, so will the games. Right now, I think the market for RPG's is still a little childish, but it's on a more adult track that will eventually have options for more adult and romantic themes.
I think that's why cloud went into the coma. He had a sperm count overload! And went mad! And tifa stayed with him to suck the pressure out of him and managed just enough before he went and woke! I also think she swallowed the lot!
I'll say now, Tidus is definitely a virgin.
And I agree, there is some degree of knowledge that the characters have sex lives, I believe Square just left out the more "human" aspects of the games to keep it more interesting.
Although; I'd love to have a mini-game in FF8, where you play as Zell and try to eat as many hot dogs as you can before the timer runs out.
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