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    I am always sick...

    So, I was thinking. A couple weeks ago, I was working at this factory place that makes corndogs, making the boxes, filling them with boxes of corndogs, and stacking them. In the process of this, I got a sore throat, possibly also due to the getting up at 5:30 on two of the days and 4:45 on another day. I don't know if I quite recovered from that, because now I have another sore throat, accompanied by some kind of cold/sinus infection, complete with head aches and nose bleeds, and it started last week some time when I went to get my friend from the airport. I think other people were sick around me, but if I had to venture to guess, I would say I get this way at leat once every two or three months, if not once every month. Not too long ago, I was sick, too; both ends; "Bleh!" *pfft!* I also had a sore throat then.

    What am I getting at? That we should somehow channel this poor immune system, enhance it, and unleash it upon our enemies somehow. I'm sure that if they all felt like I feel, we'd have no problems in taking over the world in a week or two. Everyone would be lethargic and wouldn't want to do anything. "No, I don't wanna go anywhere today. I don't want to defend my territory. Let the bastards take it." Anyhoo...

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    Sickness is a sign of moral decadence and surely Zeus Ammon has struck you down with such a pox as punishment. You must sacrifice more sea nymphs to appease the Olympian overlords.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chickenballz
    Sickness is a sign of moral decadence and surely Zeus Ammon has struck you down with such a pox as punishment. You must sacrifice more sea nymphs to appease the Olympian overlords.
    Dually noted. I must make haste to find these sea nymphs that you speak of, then, and cast them onto the fires in my backyard or something. Hopefully Zeus shall take pity on me. Anyhoo...

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