Everyone! Get your Jet-PACKS ready!

[Incognitus]

Haiku is my strength.
Don't underestimate me,
for I am evil.

Dare not question me
Because I don't have answers.
But I can yell "NEEEEEEE!"

[SOLDIER #819]

Pie is delicious.
Believe in these words and thrive,
Or face unsweet doom.

The sun grins smugly.
The Robot Bosses failed,
To move it away.

=P

[Sean]

Oh my freaking God,
I cannot write good haiku.
But oh well who cares?

Long as I follow,
five-seven-five procedure,
all will be okay.

[Incognitus]

Jet-packs are okay,
But I prefer rocket belts
Like in Pilotwings.

***

One week and three days,
I will celebrate my birth.
Twenty-two long years...

Though it approaches,
I do not get excited.
Just another day.