*ahem*

[Yoko]

Well, what's going on guys? Oo

[SOLDIER #819]

Everything. EVERYTHING.

It's about time we revived EBG.

[Imposter]

Does casting Life work on the EGB? Bbbuuuuttt wwwweeee'rrreee EEEEVVIILLLL!

I think we need a new secret mission!

[Yoko]

WE? I did the reviving thank you. You guys were too evil to revive this shit. I also dominated the world in the meanwhile. What did you all do on your 'break'. I wanna know.

[Taco-Calamitous]

What I normally do. Connived and plotted and whispered lies and deceit in the right ears. A master saboteur am I! Not to mention the occasional killing and/or obliterating. Y'know. The usual. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Imposter]

Well I've been raiding villages, that and making hot dogs haha. That is pretty evil right?? Right?

[Yoko]

Did you poison the hot dogs? Make then with rancid meat? SOMETHING EVIL?!

[Imposter]

You mean hot dogs aren't already evil?? I thought they were innately terrible and horrid.

I used stale buns when I Bbq'd them?

[SOLDIER #819]

I didn't eat breakfast. Pure evil for my stomach.

[Yoko]

Oh no! don't do that. At least save breakfast for lunch!

[Incognitus]

I've got this itch on my back and I can't reach it. It's been bothering me for over two years now.

[Taco-Calamitous]

That would suck. I had a sore throat for a year once, that sucked. Did you think of using a tree a la Baloo, or this strange contraption? Or threatening death on one of your minions if he or she didn't scratch it for you? Sully minions, they're so expendable. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Incognitus]

I've been doing nothing for the past few years. That itch was the most significant thing I could muster. I talked to SOLDIER #819 on a once-a-month basis or so? Mostly just funny or interesting YouTube links. Not much conversation. We're both busy. He's busy doing who knows what and I am busy doing nothing.

It's not common knowledge but I have in my possession a Summon True Omega spell. It's a spell so powerful that I can only use it once. I don't need to describe to you the danger of such an act and I'd rather not see destruction and penguins rain from the heavens.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Why would you do nothing, but not come to TFF? You could join the Lazy Good For Nothin's!

And I realize the risks involved, but I think we need to weigh the pros as well as the cons in doing this. If you summon TO, penguins may well rain down from the heavens. But what if instead of penguins, it rained pieces of cake? It could. I think you should try it, although that is just my humble opinion. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[GypsyElder]

I didn't eat breakfast. Pure evil for my stomach.

Let me make you some mac & cheese.

[Incognitus]

Why would you do nothing, but not come to TFF? You could join the Lazy Good For Nothin's!

And I realize the risks involved, but I think we need to weigh the pros as well as the cons in doing this. If you summon TO, penguins may well rain down from the heavens. But what if instead of penguins, it rained pieces of cake? It could. I think you should try it, although that is just my humble opinion. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

Apart from nothing being extremely time-consuming, my priorities have been elsewhere. That's about as enigmatic as I can be.

I'll see what I can do about True Omega. True Alpha and True Omega in the same thread might destroy the universe as we know it. We're like the Wonder Twins, only not so wondrous. And we're not twins. Ok, we're not like that at all. We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod.

[SOLDIER #819]

Let me make you some mac & cheese.

Please.

[nix]

Yo Kaz! Always good to see you, when do you plan on disappearing again?

Mel... Who let Mel in?!?!?!

[Incognitus]

Yo Kaz! Always good to see you, when do you plan on disappearing again?

Yo, Nix! Hope life is well, man. I don't have a ton of time these days, and sitting at the computer typing nonsense, sadly, is low on the priorities list. Can't tell you when the next time will be, but that it's inevitable. My disappearance will correlate with me finding something shiny and distracting.

[nix]

haha, auh man i miss your postage!

Lifes ok for me, sounds alot like yours, doing a whole bunch of nothing at the mo

[SOLDIER #819]

Mel... Who let Mel in?!?!?!

You did...

[True Omega]

I'm out of penguins. I can perhaps be bothered to invoke a torrent of puffins. I could throw in a titmouse or a blue booby if it really comes to that.

Also, since I nearly made a co-worker shoot coffee out of his nose after saying (perfectly in context and with all professionalism)I'll repeat it here, without context. ream the orifice, bung wrench, sphincter and endoplasmic reticulum, both rough and smooth.

[Incognitus]

I'm out of penguins. I can perhaps be bothered to invoke a torrent of puffins. I could throw in a titmouse or a blue booby if it really comes to that.

Also, since I nearly made a co-worker shoot coffee out of his nose after saying (perfectly in context and with all professionalism)I'll repeat it here, without context. ream the orifice, bung wrench, sphincter and endoplasmic reticulum, both rough and smooth.

You see?
You see?!
I warned you! I bloody warned you all that this would happen! But did you try to stop me? NO! Now we're all doomed! Doomed to nonsense and technobabble! And perhaps some puffins!

[Taco-Calamitous]

ream the orifice, bung wrench, sphincter and endoplasmic reticulum, both rough and smooth.

This made me lol. And also say "Whaaaa?" I am a fan of nonsense. You should get some rep for that one. I'm sure you're enthralled.

Kaz, you said it, but you gotta understand that I am the kind of man who just wants the world to burn Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Quistis]

Glad you people are still alive and kicking. lol, I am glad Taco stalks me in DA so he can spy on..*cough* check on you guys for me.

Well hello TO and Kaz! *duct tapes both of you to the wall so you'll stick around*

Kaz, I still remember that drawing I made you back then. Remember the elf guy? ^^

edit- found him haha
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forums/ar...ml#post1335006

[Unknown Entity]

In my absence, I've made evil spaghetti. Calling it Brain Worms with Blood n' Guts. It's good, especially when you wash it down with a cold glass of Pepsi.

I've also been killing people... in Assassin's Creed. Air assassinations for the win!

Also, I'm buying this for my boyfriend, seeing as I found out he's more of an taking-over-the-world-evildoer than myself. He consumes jelly babies by taking off the head first! Approve?

[Incognitus]

Well hello TO and Kaz! *duct tapes both of you to the wall so you'll stick around*

Kaz, I still remember that drawing I made you back then. Remember the elf guy? ^^

Funny you mention that. I found it a few months ago when I was searching an old external hard drive for a resume. I also have another one that I think you drew for me. I'm sure you are a busy woman but I'll have to commission a new drawing from you at some point.

[Quistis]

UE - I want some of that spaghetti. Sounds like zombie leftovers And /approve on the shirt

Funny you mention that. I found it a few months ago when I was searching an old external hard drive for a resume. I also have another one that I think you drew for me. I'm sure you are a busy woman but I'll have to commission a new drawing from you at some point.

Wait, there's another one? O_O I wanna see! Oh and yeah planning to open commission in the near future, as long as you have no tight deadlines (and insane standards that I'll never meet lol) I am up for it.

[Incognitus]

Wait, there's another one? O_O I wanna see! Oh and yeah planning to open commission in the near future, as long as you have no tight deadlines (and insane standards that I'll never meet lol) I am up for it.

This means I have to descend into my hard drive graveyard once again, but I'll find it somewhere in the horde of zombie files. It was a sketch---no color or or anything. A bitmap scan, maybe? If it wasn't you, someone here had to have done it, but you are the only artistic person I remember.

As for tight deadlines and insane standards---please! I can give a good detailed outline, though. Nothing like "Draw me standing heroically over a dead goomba as if it was some accomplishment."

[nix]

Have a look for the Marvin the Martian sig/avy combo you made me long ago too

Well I'm pretty sure you made it!!

I lost it