There is a venom in numerical lies.
Will you keep out all the sadness?
Can I count on your vote for Most Antagonistic?
How can Tiger Lily be tough on crime when she is descended from criminals? How can we trust Mistress Sheena when he has flip-flopped on offshore drilling? Vote Pete.
Aliens have tried to conquer this world three times. You didn't hear about them because Pete fought them back each time. Vote Pete or else we will be invaded.
Did you know: Mistress Sheena is a secret Muslim. Support Pete for S-Mod!
I'm leaving Missouri and I'm never coming home.
