About earlier... I meant to say, there's absolutely no need to apologize. I was merely being silly, and honestly didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry if you felt singled out by that comment; it was more a comment on how it's used in general, as it doesn't really make sense when taken literally. I know what you meant, though.
No, but I have a weakness for hamsters, if that counts.
I am not a cat, nor do I have a hat. Are you, perhaps, a rat?
Cats are fluffy. Are you a cat?