PS, I am responding to everything you say even though I don't necessarily have anything to say because I am afraid you will leave again if I don't. Even though this might be more annoying than me not responding to you and you getting bored with it. Maybe I should think through that strategy more.
Oh no you didn't! You go traipsing about as that dog, make sure you don't go near anyone with a hunting rifle, lest you get shot! (It's a good thing we are not our avatars...)
Fish has been changed. Found a much more diabolical villain to take Professor Trout's place as my avatar.
You should tell everyone what you've been up to.
Ha. I suppose I can't argue with that. That fish in your avy is alarming. Top hat AND handlebar moustache?! I don't know how to handle that!
Because you are a sensible man and fleeing would be the most sensible thing to do in that situation.
Why does Telegraph flee? Hi buddy! You should come back from the grave again.
SOLDIER #819 casts REVIVE on Randomosity. Randomosity REANIMATES! Randomosity casts THRILLER on Self. Randomosity DANCES unusually! Telegraph flees! SOLDIER #819 approves! Randomosity returns to THE GRAVE.
