Okay, now I'm insulted. I mentioning having sex with horses, and you automatically bring up giant horse penis. Do I give off a gay vibe or something? I mean, I know I make gay jokes at my own expense, but those aren't supposed to be taken seriously. And with all due respect, a horse's penis has nothing on the monster dong of Lexington Steele; male pornstar extraordinaire.
Hahahahaha. I literally LOL'd (out loud) Horse penis is rediculous, if you can handle all that you deserve a medal.
Yeah, I ate one in Mexico. A venison steak. It was kind of gross. That's not why I like horses, though. I just like them because they're fun to have sex with.
I rode a horse in the Philippines and it was super fun, though it made my butt hurt.
I kind of like horses.
Oh, so now you're derogatory towards us vertical drinkers? At least we don't need straws.
I don't know. Maybe it's because I like to drink lying down. Straws make it much easier. Drinking upright is for squares (:
I didn't find a sippy cup with a curly straw, but I did find a microwave oven. Why do you make a mess if you don't drink through a straw? Are you missing teeth?
No way, would I misplace something so important. I did misplace my sippy cup though It had a curly straw and I don't enjoy drinking beverages if they're not through a straw. I make a mess :'(
Did you lose a microwave oven?
I'm good at losing things.
I'm good at finding things.
What's a freezer? Do you mean an ice box? I'm just kidding. Only idiots call it an ice box. Of course I want to keep a test tube in my freezer. That would be awesome and scientific looking. I could impress women by telling them I'm a brilliant chemist, and I'll have the evidence to prove it.
You would get a little test tubey (: You KNOW you want to keep a test tube in your freezer.
So if I were to hold your eggs until you're 30, would I need to hold them in my hand, or would I get a little baggie?
