You know, I'm still not scared of you.
I never liked the vehicles in Final Fantasy VII. They're too futuristic-looking. And it's so unrealistic. I mean, in 2015, every car will be equipped with hover-conversion, or so says Robert Zemeckis via Back to the Future Part II.
I'm not sexist. I love women, otherwise I wouldn't want to have sex with them. And I may not actually know Jeet Kune Do or any other form of Kung Fu or martial arts, but I do know how to swing blunt objects around. And I would be able to use a gun, too, but I'm not old enough to register for one... or maybe I'm not old enough to register for a motorcycle license. I'm not sure. I always get those two confused.
You will never frighten me, little lady. That I guarantee you. Because I'm a man. And not just any man. A man that knows Jeet Kune Do. That's a lie, but even though it's a lie, you'll still never frighten me.
Evil laughter? Well, my opinion of evil laughter is high pitched, as if somebody has a tight strangle hold on your balls... or mine, since you don't have any. That doesn't sound very intimidating to me.
I don't think so. You're not as intimidating as you think you are. Or are you?
You still don't scare me.
