I guess I just don't get English humor, which makes sense because, you know, I'm Canadian.
There's a different kind of "gangsta?" Are you referring to the Mafia, because if you are, that would be a "gangster." They're much more dangerous. By the way, what the hell is a noob?
Well, it's a good thing that you're not a gangsta, because I live in a big city (well, it's Canada, so it isn't as bad as other cities around the world, but it still has it's problems), and the "gangstas" shoot people. There's no real big Mafia problem in Winnipeg, but there are those who live in poverty, and some of those people join gangs and shoot people. It's not good.
I don't know why I keep referring to the name Ivan. I've never even met anybody named Ivan. It was something that I said once, where I mentioned the name, and I guess it just kind of stuck with me. By the way, did you just say shizzle?