Brings a tear to my eye.
And fight for the rights of every man.
I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby.
Thank you for joining my academy. I would like to give you the rank of General in my academy. You did conquer Mexico during your four years as President of the United States. I believe you've earned this rank. As General, I hope you teach others how to conquer. Do you accept?
Mr. Polk, I joined your coalition. Now you must take part in my Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness. I need someone like you to help me conquer the world.
Tuesday, at the White House. Obama wants to meet with you anyway, so it will be convenient.
Where and when?
Mr. President, I'm worried about your anus. I would like to give you a rectal examination.
Congratulations on living another year. How does it feel to be 216 years old, Mr. President?
How did it feel to take Texas from those dirty Mexicans?
How is the hardest working president in American history doing?
I've been meaning to ask you something for a while. Do you miss having George M. Dallas's **** in your mouth?
Oh man, that's sick. You boinked Andrew Jackson?
Sometimes. Andrew Jackson was into that sort of shit, so whenever he was in town, we'd have a masquerade ball in his honor.
Did these nightly White House orgies double as masquerade parties?
