The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
i agree, wow that would be awesome
He'd make a hell of a better president then the socialist good-old-boy who only cares for the rich and powerful that's currently in office.
daaaaaaaavvee mussstainnne!
daaaaaaaavvee mussstainnn!
Let's make peanut butter cheesecakes!
Ooh, ooh, let's open up a cheesecake factory and call it "Faiter"!
Happy three day anniversary of the 12th anniversary of your 3nd birthday. People celebrate after three days, right? Or is that just concerning Jesus... in replace of birth for death. I'm not sure. Sometimes I confuse myself.
Ah, so you're 15, eh Herold? You better be careful. That's a dangerous age. I nearly got convicted for something I didn't do when I was 15. Good thing the po-po got smart and realized that I hadn't committed a crime, or else I would have spent five months in a Las Vegas prison... Now that I think about it, five months free in Las Vegas isn't that bad at all. I should have pleaded guilty and excepted their offer. At least, that's what any sane person would have done. Anyway, happy 12th anniversary of your 3rd birthday.
It's Tuesday.
I had a triangle fuse with me once. Actually, I just ate one of those yellow triangle things that truck drivers put behind their trucks if they break down on the road, but it's all the same. Were you a truck driving penguin in your past life?
I never had a duck, but in a dream once, I ate 99 tiger nuggets. They're like chicken nuggets, but they're made from tiger. They tasted exactly like chicken.
AIDS doesn't ruin people's lives. It just kills them. No big deal there. I don't own a top hat, but if I did, I would have fun.
I'm going to be honest with you, I have never projectile vomited. I was entirely making that up about it being one of my favorite activities. But, one of my true favorite activities is injecting AIDS infected blood into other people's bloodstreams, and seeing what happens. Okay, that was a lie, too. I guess I just don't do anything interesting.
The no illness illness? That sucks that you have it too. That means you're not projectile vomiting, which is personally one of my favorite activities.
