Oh man, if one thing annoyed me about Pokemon, it's the fact that Ash was a ****ing Pokepimp. In every episode, he did something deemed as AMAZING by other Pokemon "masters." Hahaha, yeah, I think the Japanese just take as much opportunity as humanly possible to make their men feminine. What was his name? Oh man... Jesse and James. How original. I was embarrassed about that Team Rocket song. "Team Rocket ROCK IT!" or whatever it was. It's the kind of thing you can't even listen to when you're by yourself because it's just THAT embarrassing.
I can't remember. I think they changed quite regularly as they surpassed Ash in terms of talent and charisma. Neither of those being very hard to do. He was a moron anyway. He never did bump Ash off as I would have done. That is scary shit. I always thought the female was way more masculine than the guy. While he smelt roses, she was bashing people up. What is it with anime and having overly effeminate guys? And chicks who can kick their arses in ten seconds flat? No wonder when someone said I looked like Ash as a kid I kicked a soccer ball at their head. They never did call me Ash after that. Hehe...
You're right. What was Ash's enemies' name? Graham or...Robert or something. *confused. Then there was Team Rocket and their transvestite ways. Some scary shit right there.
Like any sane person would want! Ash is like, so totally my idol. Mayhaps I'll let you have your dream then. Anyone who loves Ash deserves their dreams to come true. Trust in the heart of the cards. (Oh wait - wrong show.) Just be careful Team Rocket doesn't steal Pikachu! We could be Pokemon rivals who aren't really rivals! That's what I don't get. If the person trying to stop you from getting all that money in the end is dangling off the cliff, why save him? Wouldn't you just hasten the process and stamp on his feet? At least incapacitate them in some way! Anywho, this turned out to be spammy on levels only you-know-who can reach. Meh. Spam is good.
This has severely depressed me. All I wanted was to be like Ash Ketchum... But less gay. And with a better voice.
You've inspired me to take the Pokemon challenge. And there is no way you'll be the best. Because I'm the Pokemon master! You'll never beat me! HAHAHA! To console you after having your dreams shattered, I've got an inspirational song for you. I know it's not the Pokemon Championships like you wanted, but it is inspiring nonetheless. Pokemon! Oh! A heart so true! Our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you. Po-ke-mooooooooooon!
