Impossibru, I keep my cookies under lock and key... With guard dogs... And a really vicious gerbil.
"To get me angry you'd have to steal my last cookie, but I ate that" You thoughtt that was your last cookie, when in fact, you ate your second last cookie. I have the last cookie.
Don't take offense to that, I don't know you at all. I was only half joking. Most people here are immature as shit.
