Will you keep out all the sadness?
Thanks for your vote. May all your dreams come true and all your enemies suffer.
You can. It's done.
Can I count on your vote for Most Antagonistic?
Heeeee... well actually she's probably about 1/16 maybe more English, and well... Our criminals are the best in the world. Offshore drilling is a concern though... I must think more on these matters.
How can Tiger Lily be tough on crime when she is descended from criminals? How can we trust Mistress Sheena when he has flip-flopped on offshore drilling? Vote Pete.
If Mistress Sheena is a citizen, where his his birth certificate? If Tiger Lily isn't a heroin addict, why does she have track marks? The conclusion is clear: Pete for S-Mod.
Aliens have tried to conquer this world three times. You didn't hear about them because Pete fought them back each time. Vote Pete or else we will be invaded.
Did you know: Mistress Sheena is a secret Muslim. Support Pete for S-Mod!
