Grizzly, Zen Vicious, Behemoth, Griffith, take your pick. I'm one of all.
We have a problem. I know I know you because you are in my friends list, but I have been lazy and haven't kept up with username changes. Help me out.
Can I count on your vote for Most Antagonistic?
How can Tiger Lily be tough on crime when she is descended from criminals? How can we trust Mistress Sheena when he has flip-flopped on offshore drilling? Vote Pete.
If Mistress Sheena is a citizen, where is his birth certificate? If Tiger Lily isn't a heroin addict, why does she have track marks? The conclusion is clear: Pete for S-Mod.
Aliens have tried to conquer this world three times. You didn't hear about them because Pete fought them back each time. Vote Pete or else we will be invaded.
