I have land. We can demolish one of my houses by hand, just the two of us, and hire American laborers to build my academy. Well, you would hire them, and pay them with your own money. I'd just watch. Are you okay with that?
But where shall I put it? It's going to need a lot of space, provided the sheer size of your testicles will be houses on-campus. I meant complete as in I now have a reason to be happy.
Is it? You should create the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness before your life is complete, and prove how badass you are by giving me all the credit.
My life is complete.
You are correct. And that is why when I establish the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness, you will be my vice president and carry through with my project at the times when I forget. Congratulations, Vice President Blarg.
Depends on what you plan on doing once you reach doggy heaven. If you plan on becoming the new Dog God, then yes, however- . . . Wait a second, this is a trick question. EVERYTHING you say or do is bad ass.
That is pretty bad ass. So you blame the aliens for your lack of gum, even though they didn't do anything wrong? That is exactly what I would do. One last question before I make my decision; is it badass if I tell you that when I die, I want to go to doggy heaven?
Highly proficient. That, and once I run out of gum, I start kicking alien ass.
How good are you at walking and chewing gum at the same time?
Uh... I can put my pants on two legs at a time. So I guess moderately badass
I could. Tell me, do you consider yourself to be badass? If so, how badass are you?
Couldn't you hire a less badass, but still highly badass, Vice-president or something to finish it when you forget?
That is a fantastic idea. However, I tend to forget to do things all the time. For example, about ten years ago I wanted to make a movie about cowboys in space. I was thinking of calling it Space Cowboys. It would have been a great movie, had it ever been made, so I'm quite certain if I begin to work on the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness, I'd forget to finish it.
In every movie/real-life account I've seen/read about you, you seem to be a professional in the field of swooning ladies. I think you should start an academy for young, struggling, non-badass individuals so that we may one day have an entire generation of people like you.
It comes natural.
