Conversation Between OceanEyes28 and Alpha

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  1. That's real.
  2. When I'm alone, I **** myself.
  3. Bahahaha.

    I am proud to be TFF's resident lady nymphomaniac.
  4. This is you if you were Trans(ylvanian).
  5. I couldn't help myself.
  6. Oh wow, there is too!
  7. There are giant headphones. But they're black and you can't see them.
  8. Hahahaha I love it.

    We could be Frozen Coke Squad. Idk I'm sleepy.
  9. My friend just posted this on FB, and it made me think of you:

    Dear Life, while I enjoy being told my ass looks nice while I'm putting in petrol, I do not appreciate ''oi slut, wanna ****ing hoon!!?''... Which is why my frozen coke ended up on their windscreen and I can be seen on CCTV walking backwards to my car, arms stretched, going ''Yeah! What now, you dicks!?''
  10. Haha not always. But more than I should.

    Owlisyn. I like it. Owls are great.
  11. Do you always go to bed at 5am? Owlisyn.
  12. Hahaha always. "We produce eggs (or support those who do) so you should... listen to us about producing eggs?"

    "We have ovaries. We know eggs." <--brilliant! Except..... "We have ovaries (or like people who have ovaries). Blah blah eggs."

    Anyway. So we'll come up with something for a social group. I will think about it while I go to bed because it is 5AM. <3
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