What is that supposed to mean? Are you calling me a homo? Because I am not a homo.
You monster!
Actually, lugubrious is a word. It means mournful, dismal, or gloomy, especially to an exaggerated or ludicrous degree.
Do you know how to spell lugubrious?
A member of the genus Homo, family Hominidae, order Primates, class Mammalia, characterized by erect posture and an opposable thumb, especially a member of the only extant species, Homo sapiens, distinguished by a highly developed brain, the capacity for abstract reasoning, and the ability to communicate by means of organized speech and record information in a variety of symbolic systems. Duh!
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Your mother was supposed to tell you from the beginning.
Because you didn't ask.
You don't know about the name Langdon? Have you not read any of Dan Brown's books? Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code, two of the most famous books in the past ten years. The main character in both of those books is a man by the name of Robert Langdon. And of course, we can't forget about Gabrious Langdon, a guy I just made up.
Lugubrious Langdon. That's your new name. Because you're lugubrious and your last name is Langdon, because Langdon is an Asian name, and Asians can fly, because they have lighter bone structures, somewhat like a bird, but without the wings. Ricky the Dragon Steamboat is also Asian.
You're a doo-doo head.
What the hell is a polar bear?
I heard you're a member of the homos.
If you're 130, then I'm 200, which still makes me better than you.
Just in case you're wondering, even though it's only been twenty-three days, not thirty-three, I add ten to every number, because I'm ten times better than you.
