Then they could replace all the lights in Las Vegas with our glowing clowns. That's either a really great idea, or completely retarded. Since the idea of glowing clowns came from my mind, I'm going with completely retarded.
If clowns were fluorescent, you could find a nice, non-criminal clown and use it as a nightlight. No electricity would be wasted that way. Perhaps if I were to mix high amounts of radiation with clowns, I'd get glowing clowns... I'll have to look into that.
No problem. Just in case you were wondering, clowns aren't really fluorescent. I just put that in there to be funny. Anyway, hello.
