He could change his appearance so as to make him seem like he's not really Asian.
I don't think the Jews will even except him as a Jew. Feyz is Asian (he's American, actually, but he keeps saying that he's Asian,) and since there are no Jews in Asia, then it's quite frankly impossible for him to become a Jew.
Yeah, and now we even have Feyz becoming a Jew. You heard about that, right? He said that he'll take revenge for what the human race has done to the Jews over the years. Scary, huh?
True that.
No other horrors exist. We've pretty much covered literally every single horror in our solar system. But outside the solar system, perhaps in a galaxy far, far away, they have the Sith. Actually, the Jedi are just as bad as the Sith, because if the Jedi had trusted Anakin, he would never have joined the Sith in the first place.
That is the most frightening thing I've ever heard in my life. I'm going to have to burn my broom, if I only had one to burn.
It seems that everything has a consciousness now. Penguins, Navy SEALs, regular seals, and now soccer balls. At least brooms are still inanimate objects, just as they've been for the past 400 years.
Evil Soccer Balls of Death? What are their powers?
But Solid Snake is dead. Haven't you played Metal Gear Solid 4? He only had a short time to live by the end of the game, so naturally he would be dead by now. Of course, those games take place in the not-too-distant-future, so perhaps he would be alive, if he were real, that is.
Fortunately, though, Navy SEALs now have laser vision as well, and have been dealing very well with these new galactic threats.
No, they're just trying to kill everybody. Like every other Skynet invention, it has no motive other than that it's programmed to destroy.
Yes, and I prefer Clint Eastwood over Dr. Egon Spengler. So if Feyz tells you that he came up with the idea for the flying carnations, just don't believe him, because it was actually me.
Have you heard about the flying carnations? They're flowers that can fly high up in the air by flapping their leaves. Then, while in the air, they proceed to spit acid down onto their victims. Just for the record, Feyz did not come up with this one. If he says otherwise, then he's a liar. And you can take my word for it, because I never lie.
Those damn dirty thieving penguins! They steal everything! They're probably the ones leaving flaming bags of crap on my front steps every Tuesday at 3:04 p.m., eastern daylight time. And then, when I take my shoes off to clean off the crap, they're probably the ones who steal my shoes. However, I don't know why somebody would steal a pair of crap-covered shoes.
They could put devices on their eyes in order to control and stabilize their laser eye beams. That would probably work. Then they'd be able to perform laser eye surgery easily enough.
