I still believe Ragna is a Soviet spy. I sent Che to investigate this matter. I also believe that Ragna implanted a self-destruct mechanism inside of Professor S.H.I.T., to be detonated during one of our Academy conferences. I believe Ragna is planning to murder every member of the Academy.
This is why you're the Headmaster, Clint. Without you, Ragna would be dead, I'd be on trial for murder/fleeing the Soviets, and Rocky would be unemployed.
Yes, I believe we are. Vice President Blarg, I'm giving you full permission to decapitate Ragna with a spoon. I'm sure you'll figure out how to do it. Or maybe we should make a Professor of Spoon Decapitation class! Rocky will be perfect for that!
Sir, if I may point out, we're running an Academy of Badassery. I think we're well equipped to deal with intruders.
We need to abort. I am under the impression that Ragna is a spy. I need to do a full investigation on him before proceeding.
Maridia is our professor of bomb disposal. However, he doesn't know how to disarm bombs. Very well, I will contact Ragna about bomb disarming.
Hm... It seems Ragna doesn't have a designated position yet. He's pretty good with the ladies, so his miracle fingers should be perfect for bomb disarming.
What? We can't lose Professor S.H.I.T. He's invaluable to our entire operation. Without our cyborg, there is no Goddamn Academy. We need a Professor of Bomb Disposal. Do you have anybody in mind for the job?
What if the bad news is that a ticked is a bomb and not a ticket, and we are going to lose Professor S.H.I.T.?
I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Professor S.H.I.T. has a ticked to Guam. The bad news is that the good news is so awesome that I forgot what the bad news was.
I will talk to them about it.
Seanb and Rocky, in that order.
If that is the case, we need two professors. Professor of Space Laser Genitalia, and Professor of Cyborg Repair. Do you have anybody in mind for those positions?
If he malfunctions, it'd give the students an excellent time to show their badassery by either destroying the cyborg or repairing it with a space laser, operated by his/her genitalia, of course.
His creator named him S.H.I.T., and he named himself Eric. Do you think having a cyborg in our organization is a threat to our safety? He could malfunction.
