Well, of course they do. I mean, look at the name! Altoids. Bah.
Altoids suck anyway.
Yes, exactly. That's why Junior Mints are soft and chewy, so babies can eat them without teeth. No Altoids, though.
Right, because the adult version of Junior Mints would be Senior Mints, because that makes sense. I thought those were already a suitable breath mint for babies.
Next time, try a Junior Mint. If the mother complains, point out the name to her; it's obvious that it was made for little ones.
I tried, but the thing's mother wouldn't allow it. Is it my fault if the baby had bad breath? I mean, seriously, I give my dogs Tic-Tacs all the time, and since babies are literally the exact same thing as a dog, I figured it was no big deal.
You fed a two-week-old baby Tic-Tacs?
Two week old babies aren't allowed to have Tic Tac's, so in case you have a craving to give one to a two week old baby, don't.
Hah, I told myself to turn fourteen. What can you do?
Yeah, I'm on ban probation. What the hell, man? Who told you you could turn 14 without my permission?
They unbanned you early? Welcome back!
Yo-Yo Ma.
And that's the truth.
One of the characters is voiced by Sam Reigal. I hope you survive. o_O
You can believe what you want, but the fact of the matter is that whatever I say is right, and anybody who disagrees is obviously a tard.
