I did not. Hot damn.
I, too, know a lot of things, but the things I know aren't relevant to anything. For example, did you know that John F. Kennedy was the fastest speaker in the world, at 135 words per minute?
I know a lot of things, but that I did not know.
1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
God damn it, Lilian, do you honestly have to use the Lord's name in vain? That's very uncalled for.
Well, Lilian, that just proves that people are far too serious and don't know how to take a joke. I'll actually appreciate negative rep. Then I'll have some new people to make fun of.
Isn't Cleopatra the broad who offed herself alongside Mark Anthony? So if you are that person, Cleopatra, who's in love with Mark Anthony, in today's standards, doesn't that make you Jennifer Lopez? She is, after all, married to a Mark Anthony.
I bet you being a woman has something to do with that.
Warren G. Harding was the 29th president of the United States. Although not necessarily a criminal himself, much of his administration was. He died at 7:35 pm on a warm August night in 1923.
No, most likely they're in grocery stores. I probably passed by them without knowing what they are. That's the grocery store's fault for not having a giant sign with an arrow pointing down at the mangos saying, "Here are the mangos."
I should, but I'm not sure where to find one. I might have to special order it. I live in a very desolate part of the world called Delaware. We don't have anything here. We don't even have sales tax.
I think Alec is a bit overrated. Billy is the best actor out of the bunch, and Danny and Stephen are funny as hell.
It was just a precaution. So which one's your favorite?
Hello, there. I have kind of a serious question here. Now don't get offended by it, but who's your favorite Baldwin brother?
It's not a misunderstanding. They're just idiots. Most authority figures are. I've just decided to accept them as the intellectually dull, bland personality types that they are. Instead of rain boots, I've decided to go outside equipped with a few of those Shamwow things. They absorb water and they clean, so I figure I can get rid of both water and mud at the same time. It'll be like killing two birds with one stone. Or better yet, one stone with two birds.
