Well, since there's only one of you, that means that any offspring would only be half of you, and therefore, half more human. Then their kids would only be 25% whatever you are, and with each new generation, the numbers would decrease and decrease until your genes are practically nonexistent.
That's a shame that you'll never be able to have kids, though.
You're immune to most stuff? Like dehydration, AIDS, and pregnancy?
What are you, then? A cyborg? A dolphin-monkey?
You don't want to expose yourself to glow-in-the-dark material and high amounts of radiation. Both of those things are deadly to humans.
I think I'm going to drop the entire Wall Street/inflation thing. Instead, I'll just go on the streets of every major city, and offer jobs to hobos. They could be clowns, I guess.
I have a BB Gun, but that's it. I guess we'll have to rob the military's stockpile of weapons, first. This plan just keeps getting more bloated.
Before we go fourth with either of these option plans, I have to ask, how the hell are we supposed to inflate the dollar? Quite frankly, I have no idea how to do it. Since that's the case, as of right now, plan B is a complete failure. We'll have to go with A's heist of Wall Street, I guess. We'll need assault rifles and hostages.
Otherwise. There's no way that the money can be taken in the legal sense, unless if one of use somehow strikes oil (or if you're already a multi-millionaire,) so my plan includes either robbing Wall Street dry or inflate the U.S. dollar so much that it becomes literally worth nothing, and therefore, the government would be forced to abolish money. Either one should work, in a technical sense. They're both possible, I guess.
Two words, sex change operation. Of course, that would cost a hell of a lot of money, especially for how many glowing clown girls we'll need to add penises onto, so first, we'll have to figure out a way to abolish money, so that it won't stand in our way.
And China has an overpopulation of little girls in adoption centers, so I would have an unlimited supply of glowing clowns. Of course, I'm not sure if a woman can be a clown. I'm pretty sure that Article 10 to the U.S. Constitution kind of states that only men are allowed to be clowns.
You mean, take care of the Mob-type circus and party business owners? It'll be hard to deal with them. They're relentless. The only way to pull it off is to get freelance clowns... or just adopt a whole bunch of children, and force them to dress like clowns. That might work.
I'd want to find some freelance clowns. I don't want to take away from the circus and party business. Those businesses hold grudges against people with inhumane glowing clown ideas. They're like the Mob. They'll hunt me down and kill me.
Yes, a bit inhumane, but perfect. If I could find that many clowns, I'd do it. I'd probably get arrested for it, but I'd do it anyway.
Nobel Prize... I could be like Jimmy Carter, except I wouldn't be an ex-president who builds houses. I would be a man who hires glowing clowns to replace light bulbs. Now that I think about it, I like the sound of that. Power plants and other power supplies can stop wasting natural resources and polluting the air, and the sun can go **** itself, because my clowns are fluorescent.
