People assume I was born in 1930. However, nobody knew I existed in 1930. Nobody knew I existed a hundred years before. I didn't start making a name for myself until the late 1950's, and that was by choice. I am much older then anybody assumes.
I wasn't aware that you were alive in 1837. Your life seems to be at least twice as long as I initially thought. That is impressive.
You know, I remember when the telegraph was first invented. Or is that racist? You aren't a negro, are you?
So damned racist. I am offended.
So that makes you Mexican, right? Or am I just being racist now?
You have made that joke before, but I forgive you. Particularly because I don't remember what the answer was the first time. We'll go with "Nacho" this time. Because it's foolishness.
So is your name Not Joe or Nacho? Or have I already made that joke before? If I have, too bad. I'm making it again.
Same to you, ****face!
You prefer Fred Meyer over Sears? You know what, **** you. Damn brainless brain eating zombie telegraph scarecrow from hell.
Nope. I am a Telegraph. But I am also a zombie. I have to feed on everyone else's brains. Although after the countless brains I've devoured, it doesn't seem to have helped me procure my own, working brain. Kinda like the Scarecrow from Hell. Yuss, I did that for Sears. But I prefer Fred Meyer. I am a Northwest kind of guy, after all.
You're right, that kind of thought does require a brain, which I'm assuming that you don't have, since I'm pretty sure that you're a telegraph. By the way, good job making Sears so popular in the 1840's. That really helped the American economy.
Well aren't you ****in' smart? I should study the studies. But that requires a brain.
I am. At least, the core of the sun is cold. This is due to the process which generates the energy produced by the sun. It's essentially the same thing as our nuclear fusion, and nuclear fusion is a cold reaction. Also, if the sun was hot, then space wouldn't be so cold.
I was not aware. In fact, I had been informed that it was quite the opposite. Is this a new development, or are you being 100% truthful with me?
Did you know that the sun is cold?
