That is a fantastic idea. Unfortunately I cannot attend the open house. I will be away at 11:59 tomorrow. So I am leaving you in charge, Mr. Vice President. I know you'll do a good job.
What if I'm using a sword or a club? Also, I've set the first open house for the academy to be Tomorrow, February 29, 11:59 EST. Any preparations by the faculty in order to properly welcome the students must be completed before then. I'll make an announcement
Professor S.H.I.T. is malfunctioning again. And Rowan is getting close to finding Ragna. He may still be on the grounds of the Academy, so be on alert, Mr. Vice President. Have a weapon ready. If you see him, shoot to kill.
Wonderful! Now maybe we can begin educating.
Xana fixed Professor S.H.I.T. He won't malfunction anymore.
I have a new plan. Dolphin-Monkeys! Athna Loveil, the Professor of Hybrid Studies, is coming up with the formula for breeding these creatures.
I'm not sure. I will tell our cyborg experts to update Professor S.H.I.T. Xana's expertise.
Good news and bad news. Good news, Professor S.H.I.T. reported back in saying he defeated "Ragna tode." Bad news, I think Ragna may have made a stuffed doll and labeled it "tode," or something to that effect in order to dupe him. Have his optic sensors been updated recently?
I'll get Professor S.H.I.T., sir.
I just got word from Che. Ragna is a communist. Execute him!
Nah, if there's anything I learned about being a man, it's that finding North using a tree and some stars is key to wilderness survival because shut the hell up and get me a beer. Also, we could translate the acronyms into Al Bhed to confuse our opposition. Do we have any opposition yet?
Good idea. I'll work on it. Do you need a compass to find north? I have a compass if you need one. But you'll need a compass to find my compass, because I'll only give you the direction it is from you. You'll have to come get it yourself.
It seems like new problems arise every time I turn around. Solution one: I will only face North for the rest of forever. Solution Two: Use creative acronyms, perhaps?
Vice President Blarg, aside from the Ragna issue, we have one other issue. There is a 1000 character limit on the social group page. I cannot finish posting member's positions. Do you have any suggestions on what we should do?
I'm testing him as we speak, sir. May god help us all... Or, you know, we could trick him into killing himself using mirrors and creativity.
