Pfft, like the weather will comply. Haven't you noticed how much the weather sucks as of late? I mean, I'm here praying for it not to snow and what happens? It snows. And when it starts snowing, I'm here praying for heavy snow so they cancel school, and what happens? It snows just enough to make me miserable.
It better not snow again.
What if it snows again, huh? You need that burner and heater.
I already shoveled it. It was just a lot to shovel.
Of course you should, if you ever hope to melt all that horrendous snow and ice.
The last time I saw a rainbow was December 2, 1996, in Chicago, Illinois. You really want me to go back to Chicago in early December 1996 just to see a rainbow?
You can walk to the sun. The next time you see a rainbow, follow the path up and you'll be pretty close.
I don't have enough gravitational pull on my part to obtain a piece of the sun.
There's always improvisation. Use your mind, and think of how to make your own burner and heater.
No money. I can't do that.
Buy one of those burners and melt the snow. Then, use a heater to evaporate the water. Easy, right?
I just got finished digging out of 30 inches of snow. 40 inches in the snow drifts. It took literally all day.
30 inches of snow is nearly half my entire being.
Have you ever been trapped in 30 inches of snow?
If you break down the name, you can tell why they suck. First part is Al, that's a name, short for Albert, and anybody named Albert probably has a Prince Albert, which is very, very gay. The second part is toids, which isn't even a word, which in itself is pretty idiotic. I mean, what kind of purtado makes up words?
