Gonna have to go with Hans. Simon would try to **** around too long in attempts to fake his brother out, while his brother would just shoot him. (To be truthful, I haven't seen With a Vengeance for a long time, but from what I recall, Hans did more actual fighting in his movie than his brother did in his. Beyond that, the only reason Hans didn't get away with his plan was because McClane happened to be in the building.)
Hey, who would win in a fight, Hans Gruber or Simon Gruber?
Epic.
You should play your bass and sing my ballad while riding on top of a golden elephant, with my hawk/cat glue project perched, on a very lovely display consisting of an ice pedestal in the shape of my face, at the end of it's trunk.
You sir, are a brave, brilliant man. I will learn my damn bass so I can sing your ballad. The children should know.
It needs to be done, though. I'm willing to take that risk. A hawk and a cat need to be glued together before the end of time.
It would be like some kinda crazy fusion! Brilliant! But people might think you mad, and chase you into the wilderness with pitch forks and torches...
I had a good idea. Glue a hawk and a cat together.
Well cats are predators too, so I think a cat would get along very well with a hawk, as long as they don't try to mate.
I imagine that would cost quite a bit, and dunno how a hawk would get along with the cat.
In replace of the faux hawk, you should get an actual hawk. You know, like a bird of prey. Then you could be an Idiot with Bird.
It's true. I miss that faux hawk...
You look like an idiot with hair in your picture.
I asked politely. Plus, I am the goddamn Clint Eastwood, so it fits.
Why do you get to have a curse word in your name? I asked for my name to be changed to Scrooge Mc****ing Duck, but they said it wasn't appropriate or something. Some BS.