Chainsaws. Yes, of course. That come out of compartments near his ribcage. Assuming he keeps his bear form. If he returns to human form, then we can replace his arms with chainsaws.
Chainsaws. He needs chainsaws.
Did you hear? The GDEAA has a new deal with Ford Motor Company! They'll be building all of our robotic needs from now on for free. All we have to do is send a request to them of whatever we need. I reckon Professor S.H.I.T. could use an upgrade.
See, this is what I like about you. You see "We ill," and most people will guess that it's a typo and I meant "We will," but you guess "straight gangsta g my homeboy doggie word word." And that's what I like about you. You can read between the lines. You are correct. We ill get into the attic.
"We ill?" What do you mean by- WAIT. I UNDERSTAND We're going to "straight gangsta g my homeboy doggie word word," into my attic, using the ten foot pole rope ladder like mother****ing Snoop Dogg. Those dungeon monsters don't stand a chance, Headmaster. I can only aspire to one day attain your knowledge of these situations
With any length of rope and any length of ten fool pole, we can build a rope ladder. We ill make it to your attic, Mr. Vice President. I promise you this.
I just ran out of radar! I have some ultrasound in a jar in my attic, but the hallway to my attic has inexplicably turned into a multi-floor dungeon. I do have some rope, however, and a ten foot pole. What do you propose we do?
Mr. Vice President, I have an urgent matter. It involves the Dolphin-Monkey that our hybrid specialist is developing for us. It escaped. This remains between us, and only us. I need that Dolphin-Monkey brought in alive. Is there anything you can do? Do you have a radar and some rope?
I'm enjoying it quite well, President Eastwood. It's infinitely better than my last job as a professional hand soap dispenser destroyer. It seemed like now matter how many I bricked, a new one would be there the next day. However, at our academy, I feel like everything I do actually makes a small difference in each student's life. Also, when do the students start enrolling if the Open House continues through December?
Mr. Vice President, how are you liking life within my academy?
Well then, I will be making the open house after all, Mr. Vice President.
I never did set a closing date for it. December sounds lovely! Thank you, sir.
Hey, what's going on? Did I miss the open house? How long is the open house? Can it end in December?
What I'm doing is top secret. But I'll give you a hint. It involves the space-time continuum, a giant pair of garden sheers, Professor S.H.I.T.'s amputated legs, and a brainless gorilla trapped in a decommissioned lighthouse.
OH GOD I CAN'T HANDLE THE STRESS OF THA- Oh ok then. May I ask what you'll be away doing on February 29, 11:59? Perhaps trying to reach February 30th so people will quit being dicks when I ask when their birthday is so maybe I can get them a ****ing card for once?
