Well the first thing I'm going to need you to do is pick your title. You cannot be Headmaster or Vice President, or anything above that, but any other title you can think of, you may have.
I accept. ... Do I get homework?
How would you like to be awesome? I have a job opening up at the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness. It's a very exclusive organization, and I'm offering it to you.
I know you! You're that guy. Rodney King, right?
OMG it is me! Hi me!
Hey, it's you! Hi.
Maybe you could cook the egg like that, and then just scramble it up later with a fork. It might work. I don't know a lot about eggs. It's been a while since I laid one.
Holy Shit. I want one. Extreme laziness ftw. Wait. but what if I want my eggs scrambled ?
Toaster. It doesn't just make toast; it also makes eggs. Awesome, is it not?
You can't prove anything.
You should try to make it happen. You're a person of great importance around these parts. I'm sure there's something you can do.
Hahaha I don't think so, but that would be awesome.
Nah, that's alright. I just thought you should be aware. Okay, maybe a .002 point warning. That would be funny. Is that possible?
Oh really? would you like me to warn you for it?
