Naw, tortoises are more kickass and you know it.
I like turtles.
Tortoises are far too big. People will get the idea that riding them around is more affordable than walking, which it isn't, because it takes a considerably longer amount of time to get from point A to point B. Mutant ninja turtles are the most kick ass, because they can walk at normal speed, and because the Foot is after them, and along with the Foot, is the sinister Shredder. That guy has a really cool voice. If he were real, I'd join the Foot just to hear him talk.
Then I must be even more awesome, because my power always goes out for a second only.
Yes. Some people were without power for two to three days. I only lost power twice, both for about fifteen seconds, because that's just how awesome I am.
Hah, I remember once where it snowed so much that by the time everything was practically ice, everyone was too lazy to shovel it, so we just let the sun melt it days after. Did the power go out any time at all from all the snow?
Three blizzards is way too much snow, especially for shoveling by hand. The first time wasn't bad; only 17 inches. The second time was an average snowfall of 27 inches, and up to four feet where there were snowdrifts in my driveway. It took from ten in the morning to seven at night to dig out of. The third was even worse than that. It was two feet of very, very wet snow. Gay ass wet snow. I never want to see snow, or a shovel again.
Oh, wow, you're lucky. I pray all day for a blizzard. It's snowing right now, but it's that crappy snow that melts instantly as it touches the ground.
Three blizzards, actually. One in mid-December, and two last week.
Was there a blizzard or something? There was one here two years ago, but unfortunately--yes, unfortunately--there hasn't been another ever since.
Yes, my collage. It's papier-mâché. About the size of an extremely large ant-hill. I couldn't get to it due to all the snow. It was literally closed down for a week.
Hahaha, your collage? =P
Sucks for you. My collage was closed all last week. Even today, I could barely see it, because parts of it were still buried under five of snow.
