Do security guards make that much money? If not, then it's funny how a job saving lives is more than a job risking your own life!
Too bad they wouldn't be legal. For the baton I need a weekend course I think and I have to wait a year before I can do the course for the gun, but as I don't see myself doing any work requiring one... Prob gonna laze out unless some money starts singing to me.
Make me your boss. I'll get you nice weapons!
I wish.
So they provide you with a whacking baton, a gun, a taser, and all that stuff?
What now? I'm a security guard, ACG class. I do static and mobile guard work, crowd control and finance loss prevention. I could do Bodyguarding with another course, but there's not much work there right now.
There's an open window right next to me... Wait, aren't you a bodyguard? Or is that section fake?
Bright light hurting your eyes? When I work too many nightshifts and hole myself away for like a week I also get temporary light sensitivity. Nasty shit that.
Can't even open my eyes now... It's still too early.
Happens here too. Dude, you should get on MSN. I'm talking to Dragoon.
It's illegal here, too; they don't let the public light them, but nobody cares. But some idiots get the bright idea to light them in broad daylight!
Fireworks? Damnit, we gotta grab them from the ACT here cos in most states they're illegal due to some dumbasses blowing themselves up or something.
Great! We're having tons of fireworks in the U.S. today.
Fate d0)d, how's shit man??!!!
Got it: I'll call you Goopy!