When I was a child, I got my arm stuck in an elevator door and turned out fine (true story).
How do you feel about elevator doors having a child-proof system? Personally, I feel it pussifies elevators.
No, this is a completely different subject. What made you think that mastodons had fingers?
Is this related to me being a mastodon?
I don't mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
You got me.
Are you a mastodon?
Nope.
Are you a prostitute?
hmm...
Oh I'm sorry, I was busy furthering my career and having sex. All right, maybe I'm smug. But it takes one to know one, Torino. Double-dog dare? oh****.
No, you're smug. You closed that thread just as I was about to find out the metric conversion of length from post count, and you never responded to my comment about Josef Stalin coming up with the idea for Rogaine. How dare you. How double-dog dare you.
Ahahahahahaha My food is wonderful. YOU'RE smug! (how about that?)
I'm not a fan of you. You're smug, and you probably cook food that tastes like bullshit.
Did you know Josef Stalin came up with the idea for Rogaine?
