I'm sorry that your whisky that I bought you went warm and watery. Ice doesn't last forever, you know.
Goddamn it, I forgot about our duel on the 4th. That's just like me to propose a challenge and then not show up. I'm sorry I couldn't kill you in a duel on Monday.
My local saloon... heh. Bring it on, bucko.
Well, I figured that would be your response. Rude and stubborn as usual. You should change your name as Foreseeable Entity. Needless, I can't convince myself that you really didn't mean it when you answer my sincerity with thoughtlessness. Therefore, I hereby challenge you to a duel. In front of the Broken Spoke Saloon at 7 o'clock Monday. Be there, or I'll find you.
...I liked the part where you assumed I'd apologise. Again. Not happening, buddy.
I have a problem. See, I'm feeling real bad. I just figured out what you did, and you're a clever one. I know you were just joking around with me, but my remarks about you seeming conceited at times was very heartfelt. I don't appreciate my sincerity being taken as a joke. It degrades me as a man, and as a human being, and you've hurt my feelings yet again. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I may be able to convince myself that you really didn't mean it.
No, not really. There would be no confusion if women would just speak their minds, instead of having men decipher whatever the hell they're trying to say.
Then we're all as bad as each other.
Because women speak in riddle.
Why do men never understand?
I don't understand what it means to "sell a dead horse." Why do you women always speak in riddle?
You're selling a dead horse. I'm not buying it.
I just figured you'd be polite and civil. After all, you do seem like a very nice young girl, but perhaps I'm mistaken.
...I liked the part where you assumed I'd apologise.
I'm not going to take it as a compliment. You subtly insulted me. That's a criticism; exactly the opposite. My feelings are still hurt. I never insulted you, so I don't understand why you would insult me. If you apologize like I know you're going to, I may be able to convince myself that you really didn't mean it.
