I can't say I have. I am not as bad ass as you. I might feel sorry for the foolish lioness, but she should've known not to mess The Goddamn Clint Eastwood.
Have you ever been bitten by a female lion? I have. Then I bit back. Now she's a cripple at the Washington Zoo in Arlington, Virginia.
My hands are long overdo for falling off, then. Cats have scratched my hands since I was a small one. I have a cat now who scratches my hands on a regular basis as play. Just got my blood tested today... Hopefully nothing comes back!
Did you know cats have AIDS, and if they scratch you, your hands will fall off? True story.
You got that right.
That's right. You're so good at kicking ass, you can take something that doesn't have an ass and force it to have one so that you can kick it.
That's right. I'll kick anyone's ass, even if the ass I'm kicking is the ass of a goddamn virus.
Cool, dude. Just goes to show you're not just some frail old man; you're The Goddamn Clint Eastwood!
Dude, I just got over the 24 hour flu in a 12 hour period. I look like shit right now, and I'm tired as hell, but I'm ****ing awesome.
I had no idea. That is crazy.
I'm sure he did some other stuff too. Did you know he died on the same day as Mr. T? It's ironic.
He did some music. Then he died.
Although I think Hans Gruber the conductor, may have been able to kill both Hans Simon. He was, after all, a conductor. I think. I don't actually know much about him, other then what Wikipedia tells me.
You do have a point there. In all honesty, I think Simon was more of a mastermind than Hans was. He planned out everything, except for being killed by McClane. However, Hans was more cunning, charismatic, and could improvise better if things didn't go as planned. Though he couldn't improvise well enough to not be killed by McClane.
Although if you mean Hans Gruber the musical conductor, I dunno a lot about that guy. He's a wildcard.
