Well, I'll tell you what he did, then. He helped Scarlet Witch and Quick Silver, the children of Magneto, fake their own deaths, causing their father to go insane, team up with Dr. Doom, and together, the two killed practically all the X-Men, and most of the Avengers. Then after Cyclops finally killed Magneto, Quick Silver shot him in the back of the head. Pretty sick, huh?
Ah, so I see. I don't mind them so much. By the way, did you hear what Feyz did to all those superheros in the Ultimate Marvel universe?
Don't take this the wrong way, but who's your favorite Baldwin brother?
By the way, why are you suddenly two years younger than you were a few weeks ago? Did you find the fountain of youth?
No, don't throw them out. Just make them an offer they can't refuse.
Maybe they don't like being put on a rack.
I don't seem to have a problem with soles. My shoes love me, even though I keep getting paint on them. But that's to be expected, considering that I keep having to paint rooms in my house, so that's probably why they're so understanding.
True that.
Sandals are an abomination to footwear. Those things are gayer than the gayest man to ever gay up the world.
What the hell is a tube sock? See, I hate them so much, that I deny their existence.
I thought that already was illegal.
Perhaps God off drugs can save us. We'll have to get him into rehab, or as you people like to call it, rehab.
He was assassinated, but I heard he's not really dead. A return issue is in the works. I guess the Mighty Avengers suck without him, so Stanley Lee was all like, "I'm going to be soap opera-ish and bring a dead guy back to life," so that's what he's going to do.
He'll be after you next. You better watch yourself.
That bastard.
