Don't warn me bro!
Hahahah
Was... was that Swedish?
hahah
You know i'm always here for you baby.
Fivkbyeah yure online woo whats up im drink tou should be here with me as my friend
We'll do it live, FUK it.
LOL I must have missed that one. That made me crack up irl.
Haha, yeah I'm really sad they disbanded. I list them as my 'political views' on Facebook now. My favourite: Restricting the vote to minors: i.e., ONLY those under 18 years of age could vote (announced when Parliament lowered the voting age to 18 years). The party ran its 1993 electoral advertisements during children's programming.
OMFG, this is GOLD. Hahahaha! Using beer as a National Defence strategy: leaving many bottles of beer on all beaches, so that any invading army would abandon its attack and get drunk instead while the broken bottles would prevent the army advancing any further anyway. Votes for trees: New Zealanders have a reputation as environmentalists, and the University of Auckland's ex-Marxist law-lecturer Klaus Bosselmann actually seriously advocated giving trees (and other bits of the environment) some legal standing. The McGillicuddies could not decide on whether native trees should have the option to vote in Māori electorates, whether male trees as well as female trees should vote, and on the status of shrubs. Mandatory homosexuality for 33% of the population — also devised to annoy the fundamentalists. Limiting the speed of light to 100 km/h: 50 km/h in Mt Roskill, (Auckland's Bible Belt), because folks there preferred to stay less enlightened. Full employment by carpeting the national highways: This would also save wear and tear on vehicle-tyres. LMAO
Because I ****ing love satire. Especially political satire.
