The let us seal the gates, Mr. Vice President. Very good thinking. Shall I make an announcement, or would you like to do the honors of telling our students that they're stuck in Guam?
Mr. Eastwood, summer is almost here, and the students will be trying to return home for break, so you know what that means. We must seal the gates before they figure out that they're free. If we have roughly a 75% student retention rate, then the property of **** you physics says our students will retain 75% of what they've learned over this year.
Aye, sir.
I want you to find your tangent universe self, like I did, and have him as your second in command.
Go for it, sir.
That is an interesting story, Mr. Vice President. Very heartfelt and educational, too. Do you mind if I put this story in my diary?
I asked the clerk that same question once. He asked me to leave, so I instinctively reached into my pocket to grab a pen so I could write a well thought out comment card. However, upon grabbing for my pen, I accidentally opened my fanny pack, and spaghetti began spilling out. The clerk looked disgusted as I tried to collect it, my face turning red from embarrassment. He said, "Get out, you sick bastard!" and then the stress of the situation made me explode into bears. I proceeded to get out. I walked out of the store, onto the floor, then everybody walked the dinosaur.
Hot Topic is such a faggy store. Who in their right mind would shop at such a weird ****ing place?
I just sighed a sigh of relief, like a true man. Not some whiny little emo fag sigh because my mom won't take me to Hot Topic.
Great news, Mr. Vice President. Professor S.H.I.T. has returned! And he has captured RagnaToad.
****ception
Professor F.U.C.K., perhaps? Which, of course, stands for "Fornication under the consent of the king." The king being me. The fornicator is of course Professor F.U.C.K., and its lover, of course, is Professor S.H.I.T.
Oh that's right! Now I recall Maybe we should make a second Professor. He seems kind of lonely
He needed to turn into a bear in order to spy on Ragna. So that he could understand Russian. That's why he hasn't been online. He can't operate a computer, because he has paws instead of hands.
Or, we could make a sick combo of Leg and Arm chainsaws. Then he'd be able to move twice as quickly. Wait, when did he revert to bear form?
