Tortoises can't eat turtles for a mid-day snack, because by mid-day, the tortoises are already dead. Eaten alive by vultures. Your doctor may be Jewish, but my doctor is Israeli.
No, they discontinued the turtle repellents for all kind of people, after they found out that the repellent wards off people. Besides, tortoises eat turtles for a mid-day snack. Oh, really? I think my doctor may be Jewish.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Whenever I see a tortoise on the road, I run it over. Needless, there are turtle repellents for all kinds of people, including Israeli Jews. On an interesting note, did you know that Israel is the country with the highest population of Jews and the highest population of doctors? Coincidence? I think not.
Yes, but the thing is that the turtle repellent only works on senile people. What about the ones that are legally blind and still young? They have no way to ward off the turtles. Besides, doesn't turtle repellent result in the turtle running into the streets, thus getting run over by a passing car? Now, you don't see tortoises getting run over by cars, do you?
Haven't you ever hear of turtle repellent for the blind? It's a very popular product. My butler uses it. He's a African American. He immigrated from Africa with his parents in 1914. He's extremely old and senile, and he can't see very well, so he uses the turtle repellent every single morning, and he hasn't even come close to stepping on a turtle since 1996.
But it doesn't mean the blind person will be able to avoid the turtle. And what about the half that use a walking stick?
Blind people use seeing eye dogs. The dogs sniff around the turtles.
Oh, come on, my house is practically infested with turtles. And don't forget that blind people also contribute to the percentage that step on turtles.
Tortoises are everywhere. I have to get an exterminator to spray around my house every spring or they'll come through my pipes. There's less of a chance that a meteor won't hit a tortoise.
The people who don't look down and just step randomly. And what are the odds that one of the meteors would kill a tortoise?
No there isn't. Meteors strike the earth thousands of times every single day, but how many people do you know walk where there are turtles on the ground?
But there's less chance of that happening than someone stepping on a turtle.
But a tortoise would die if a meteor struck it.
At least tortoises don't die when someone steps on them.
You keep saying that, but I still don't agree. I'm sure a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is way more kickass than a tortoise could ever be.
