And why is that?
But it's possible that we could trick them into thinking that we're paying. After all, this would all happen after the heist on Wall Street, and therefore, we'd be the two richest people on earth.
Is the place for the giant carrot seeds by any chance in Kansas? Because I've been there. There's a lot of farms. The farmers mostly grow corn, but that's their problem, not mine.
Make sure to buy plenty of clown makeup and giant carrot seeds.
I think it's pretty flawless.
Any military should have choppers that can fly through sand blowing in the desert, which is why helicopters are commonly seen in the wars in the middle east, which means that we could swipe on of those. If it can fly through a sand storm, then it will easily be able to fly through thick amounts of fog.
That's brilliant. So we use this machine to make sure the weather keeps us downwind so that the smell of the sewers doesn't alert people to our plan. And it'll come to the advantage of the helicopter, as well. If we control the weather, that means we control the amount of fog, which we will use to hide the chopper. And since we can control wind, we'll just have to make it strong enough to drown out the noise of the aircraft. The wind would then act as an even larger distraction, as it would spread the fires from the gasoline. I think we can pull this off.
Yes, that is a good idea, but how do we go about creating this device?
We'll just have to make sure to stay downwind.
Most streets have manholes and sewers directly beneath them. Then we only siphon gas on cars that we can reach. We drill a hole through the gas tanks of cars from underground, and swipe their gasoline. That way, we won't be seen.
I'm thinking the gasoline can be acquired by siphoning it from parked cars along the roads leading up to Wall Street, and the monkeys can be acquired from the Bronx Zoo.
So, I was thinking, to pull the heist, we'll need 70 gallons of gasoline, a helicopter, a remote controlled submarine, and 14 fully grown chimpanzees. The gasoline serves as a distraction. We blow it up on the corner of Wall Street and Broadway, distracting everybody from our plan. The helicopter than comes in as soon as we enter the banks fully armed. We get the money to the chopper, which then takes the money to the submarine, and comes back for more. The we use the 14 monkeys as a distraction as we board the helicopter and leave. We'll rendezvous with the submarine at Three Mile Island, and threaten to melt the plant down so as to buy us time to load up the money, refuel the helicopter, and take off, headed out towards sea. We'll dock on the U.S.S. Enterprise, which we would have taken from the military in order to gain access to weapons and a chopper. From there, we'll board a military nuclear submarine and set sail to Somalia.
It's actually kind of hard to steal candy from some babies, such as any child of Bruce Lee. He taught Brandon and Shannon Jeet Kune Do in the womb.
It better, because I just put all my money on Wall Street in order to increase the amount of money they carry, and hence, when I pull the heist on Wall Street, stealing all of the money, my insurance will give me back the money that was "stolen" from me, giving me even more money.
Toned fluorescent lighting=more money=more resources=more corruption=a heist on Wall Street=prison or death=escape or funeral=flying Asians and Aqua-Caucasians. This plan is going to work, I think.
