I am a spy... A spy of the communists. As of late, their activity has gone dormant, however. My suspicions are growing. My life might be in danger. Ragna is doing his thing over in Wales as far as I know. (I think he's from Wales, right?) He comes and goes from here infrequently. I am not sure what he is planning... although he is a criminal mastermind. Watch him. Anyhoo... Wuv, Yer Mom
You are a member of the Communists of TFF along with RagnaToad, correct? Do you know where Ragna is? Are you a spy too?
Sure. I'll learn these gersh-dern youth a thing or two about how interesting these antiquated devices can be!
So you just want to be the Professor of Stuff then? I can live with that. Can you also be the professor of antique communication devices? That one at least fits your name.
Y'know, I'm not as well-versed in planned parenthood as you might think, so I'm not feeling too comfortable with that one. Or really the premature ejaculation, now that I think about it. I'm sure I could learn them a thing or two about Stuff, however. I will show them!
A professor. Hmm, let me check my job opening list for professor positions... We need a Professor of Stuff, a Professor of Planned Parenthood, and a Professor of Premature Ejaculation. Would you like all three positions? I think you're awesome enough to manage them.
I'd prefer to be a professor, please.
What would you like your title to be? Would you like to be a professor, or an administrator such as myself?
Yes sir I am. It will be an honor to help the Academy spread its awesome out unto the world. Off we go!
Sir Telegraph, there is nothing more awesome then an Idiot with Hair. So I'm asking you, would you like to make yourself more awesome? I have a job opening at my very exclusive Guam based academy. Maybe you've heard of it. It's called the Goddamn Eastwood Academy of Awesomeness. Are you interested?
That is the kinkiest, most erotic thing I have ever heard in my 81 long years of life.
Reminds me at once of Highlander and of Princess Mononoke, when the ape spirits wanted to eat the human and steal his power. Also, of the rat mother who ate her babies because a cat had them all trapped, and she didn't want the cat getting her energy.
My liman babies grew to full adulthood. They were super strong and super intelligent. Steve, Jacob, Samantha, Jenkins, and Patrick Eastwood. Just a great group of people-type beings. I ate them. Absorbing their DNA made me strong.
Wow. You are full of surprises! I didn't know you were into that kind of thing. Did the cubs reach adulthood, or were there genetic problems? I suppose they had your genes though, so they were probably super human/lion hybrids.
I got a lioness pregnant before. She had my cubs. That was back in the 70's, though, before PETA and people who have a problem with inter-species erotica.
