I don't know of any acid that's only skin-eating. Most times, the acids are skin-eating due to their ability to corrode any other material. Did you invent a new type of acid?
"Skin" and "eating" were the key words.
Wouldn't the skin-eating acid corrode through the material of the gun before it has a chance to be fired?
...Did I mention that my water pistol is filled with a skin eating acid? You'll disintegrate into the dust of the ground before you can even say "Draw!"
Yeah? And what kind of damage are you planning on doing with a water pistol? I ain't afraid of water. I visit a bath house every couple of weeks to wash myself. In fact, I visited a bath house four days ago in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico when I stopped to inquire about a man named Bill Carson. Point is, you can't do any damage with a water pistol. I ain't afraid of no water, and I ain't afraid of you.
What can I say? No one expects a water pistol.
You're the best gunslinger around? That's a laugh, because I am the best gunslinger around. I use a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off. What do you use? A water pistol?
Only drunk off of my own pride of being the best gunslinger around.
I won't lose. I'm too sober to lose. You, on the other hand, I'm not so sure about. I have a theory that you're very drunk all the time. That means that your perception will be thrown, and instead of shooting me, you'll actually shoot 7 year old Billy Carson standing 18.74 meters to my left.
You're a shitty cowboy if you can't even enjoy a drink before a dual. Don't you want the alcohol to spill out of your guts and into the dirt when you loose?
Recycling is for hippies. And I'm straight edge. I don't drink alcohol. I don't know where you got that idea from.
I don't really care if global warming exists or not. I'll be long dead before it begins to seriously effect the earth. I only recycle because it's a nicer option anyway to save resources. I don't waste my breath preaching "save the earth" either. If you had a bottle of whiskey, and drank the whole thing, you'd still be drinking the same amount of whiskey no matter how many glasses or ice cubes you have.
Everybody thinks that Antarctica is melting away due to this thing that Al Gore invented called Global Warming. However, Al Gore used the concept for Global Warming as the center point for his science fiction film, An Inconvenient Truth. The movie is fiction, so therefore global warming is fiction. And I will never put ice in my whiskey. I want nothing in my whiskey, because then I have more whiskey, and less ice. I refuse to try things that I didn't try before 1991.
A classy bitch. Three cubes so that it doesn't dilute the taste, but keeps the liquid cool. Should try it some time. Considering Antarctica is slowly melting away and falling apart, I think the question is how long does Antarctica have before all the ice is gone?
What kind of a monster puts ice in the whiskey? That means there's less room in the glass for whiskey. Are you dense? And ice does last forever. Think about it. When was the last time Antarctica wasn't covered in ice?
