You're scaring me.
Well then, you're the cutey hampy squidge-squodge.
You're a ticklebear. Hah.
IAM THA MOOON. Everybody look at the moon, everybody see the moon.
How's about a compromise? 2 days after birthday r00dz?
You always were the biggest fag I ever knew, asshole. Love you. Can we haff birdai r00dz?
Lolz, now its your birthday... you big lump of gold encrusted shit. Ha, you're laughing at it aren't you!
h8
*In a hick accent* I r stalkin' u mizz Daisy... uhu...
u haff larj kockz 4 m3?
Goodnight, and dream of my large meat rod protruding from my jeans like a mass beacon of pleasurement.
...and on that note I'm going to be heading to bed with my hands covering my ass. Night night xxx
Hahaha, oh yeah, that was awesome. I felt a little sorry for the penguin... little ****er was getting crushed by that massive bastard. And of course I love humping you from behind. It's my favourite pasttime when you visit. And it makes me vaguely aroused. When you're having sex with me, I dream that it's me... standing behind you. I'm getting all sweaty just thinking about it.
Uhmmmmm, well sir, you do feel that on occasion... but it's usually the other way around with you attempting to hump me from behind (Like that seal tried to hump that penguin).
Indeed sir, you do. Sometimes I have woken in the night, sweaty and horny, thinking I felt the powerful meat rod rubbing up to my leg... Like a puppy humping it's owner.
